What is Duck 'n' Mumble?
1.
The old "duck 'n' mumble is an age old technique for avoiding any one who seeks to interupt you in your never ending quest to buy shite from shops. For instance, Big Issue sellers, strange middle #age women with clip boards who "only need a minute love", or the vultures from the compensation companies.
Basically, you bow the head slightly, perhaps with a look away from the idiot in question, and mumble an apology.
{Big Issue Joey}: Biiiiiiiiiiig Isssssue saaar?
{You, giveing the old duck 'n' mumble, and talking in a barely legible way}:*mumble* no thanks mate* *mumble
This can be replaced with "I'm too busy", "Sorry mate", or a personal favourite, "Piss off"
See
Random Words:
1.
liquid defecation of great magnitude (usually onto a person or object of value).
After sampling the fast food at all restaurants within..
1.
Rear Naked Poke:
The act of having sex in the doggie style position then slapping the rear naked choke on your willing partner and chok..
1.
Synonymous to nevertheless; anyway, regardless
Me and Alex wanted to visit the zoo, however it was closed. Neverthefuck, we went to the..
