Duck Nuggets

What is Duck Nuggets?


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When you get up to use the restroom and leave your girl lying in bed. As you enter back into the room....you turn your back to her, squeeze your legs together with your cods bulging out of the back, and woddle like a duck toward her. Normally, you whisper "nuuuggets" as you do this.

I went home with that guy from the bar, Daryll, last night. I was asleep and heard the toilet flush. I barely opened my eyes to see.....and saw him backing up towards the bed with his testicles about to burst out of between the back of his legs.....he was whispering "nuggles or nuggets" or something. I dont even think he knew I was awake. I am terrified and hope I never run into him again. Duck Nuggets.

See nuggets, duck, cods, nuck


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