What is Duck With A Dick?
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adj. Insanely ridiculous and absurd; comical
When shit is so ridic...that it's duck with a dick.
"Dude there's a $10 cover at this place."
"What!? That's duck with a dick, man. Let's get out of here."
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A woman who laps up spilled seed as if she were a puppy lapping up water.
Jeez, that new pornstar is a worldclass cum lapper.
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Swinging Bulldog: The exclucive male  act of {mooning} or showing your naked bottom, while fully bent over exposing and shaking your nut..