What is Ducker?
1.
someone that is antisocial or otherwise a pussy.
"Jim is a fuckin' ducker. He's always suckin' himself off with his gleivinfriends
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2.
Someone who commits to hangout with his friends only to duck out on them and ditch them for something way less cool.
Eddie: Hey do you want to hang out Wednesday?
Chris: Sure, I will definitely be there Pri!
(Two Days Later)
Chris: Yo, I need to duck, I have to watch Obama's speech
Eddie: Man, you are such a ducker!
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3.
A person that repeatidly goes AFK in the middle of an instant message conversation without letting you know they are away from the computer.
"That vincent is a right ducker, its a nightmare to get a normal conversation out of him."
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4.
replacing the word "fucker" in an email so as it will not be flagged in the email filter at the office
Nate: "Are we still doin lunch today at Hooters?"
Mikey: "for sure, I'll meet you duckers at the bar, it's friday, we can get duckin wasted."
Nate: "Duck yeah"
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