Ducking

What is Ducking?


1.

The suggested word that predictive text on your cell phone writes when you try and say "fucking"

So last night I was ducking this hot chick and her ducking boyfriend walks in. Ducking hilarious.

See fuck, nokia, cell phone, mobile phone, text messaging

2.

Leaving early or hiding, sometimes in order to avoid a certain person or a group of people.

Ex.#1

"Chris is coming over tonight, he wants to talk to you."

"What? Oh Emm Gee. Fine, I'm ducking. I don't feel like dealing with him tonight. Just...call me when he leaves."

Ex.#2

"I'm gonna go over to Clint's tonight and see a movie with him and Courtney."

"Yeah? I guess I'm ducking out then, I'm gonna take a disco nap, so call me when you guys get out of the movie."

See ducking, duckin', hiding, leaving, avoid

3.

The act of ignoring or hiding, particularly from a person or place.

John owes Larry money so he's been ducking Larry for the past month.

See avoid, duck, hide, hiding, lay low

4.

The act of staying good.

"Valeria and Leah stay ducking man. All day"

"You see that boy? He stays ducking."

See feelings, good, awesome, cool, beast

5.

Identical to dogging apart from the fact it takes place on a water vessel.

doggingcarping piking

As Carrie stepped upon the Coronenberg, she knew she about to have the ducking experience of a lifetime...

See Razzle

6.

When a girl puts two pringles in her mouth to form the illusion of a duck's bill and procedes to insert a penis though the "duck bill".

Dude I was munching on my pringles when this bitch came up to me and asked took two of them and started ducking me.

See blowjob, pringle, duck, sucking, filatio

7.

The act in which one human being, who is mentally disturbed, uses the molar joints (which are capable of inducing 600 lbs of crushing force) against an unsuspecting individual to the buttocks...with intentions to permanently leave teeth marks, and possibly even cause scarring. The meeting point of impact, between such teeth and the meat of the cheek, results in a severe jump, followed by a scream to be heard from the harassed individual. Then witnessed is usually tears from the victim, as he/she (usually HE)collapses to the ground, holding the damaged cheek while in the fetal position.

I want to go ducking on your cute little right cheek... are you ready???

...5 mins later...

Ahhhhhh, my ass!!! I've been ducked!

See duck, ducked, ducker, duckee


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