What is Ducks On The Pond?
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n. dux on the pond
Used in online gaming, describes anything (in FPS or RTS) that just sits there and doesnt attempt to flee, fight, etc, before being
1) omg, I cant wait to play Overcaster, i get mad kills in those games, his ducks on the pond get owned.
2) quack, quack , QUACK! omg, I'm totally pooning these ducks on the pond over here.
3) that wasnt a fair game, our noob was ducks on the pond.
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~australian
Women have entered the room, and it is time to stop talking about tits/ass/snatch/rooting/drinking etc.
Two blokes are standing around talking about the rack on the next door neighbour, when both their wives walk in. One spies them out of the corner of his eye and says quietly, "Ducks on the pond." Instantly, the subject is changed.
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