Duclod

What is Duclod?

An introverted, self-loathing person who struggles with sexual identity and thus preys on others in a cowardly way.

By day the farmer is torn between tulips and zucchini; by night the duclod is free to make bad jokes behind the anonymity of AOL.

See duclod, closet, bisexual, coward

A dual closet dweller. A bisexual bigamist or any bisexual that hides in two closets.

Michael Jackson and Jim Bakker are a couple of pretty good examples.

A zhloip who sleeps with both his stepparents.

All duclods die twice.

Pen Test

1. A method of determining the sagginess of a boob: place a pen horizontally underneath the breast, let go of said knocker. Should pen fail..

You'ren't

1. a double contraction, using both the contractions of 'you are' and 'are not' in a single application You'ren&a..

Over-the-counterculture

1. Noun refering to the mass of baby-boomers who, although not embracing the lifestyle of the previous counterculture (who took drugs in th..

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