Duclod

What is Duclod?


1.

An introverted, self-loathing person who struggles with sexual identity and thus preys on others in a cowardly way.

By day the farmer is torn between tulips and zucchini; by night the duclod is free to make bad jokes behind the anonymity of AOL.

See duclod, closet, bisexual, coward

2.

A dual closet dweller. A bisexual bigamist or any bisexual that hides in two closets.

Michael Jackson and Jim Bakker are a couple of pretty good examples.

3.

A zhloip who sleeps with both his stepparents.

All duclods die twice.


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