What is Duclod?
1.
An introverted, self-loathing person who struggles with sexual identity and thus preys on others in a cowardly way.
By day the farmer is torn between tulips and zucchini; by night the duclod is free to make bad jokes behind the anonymity of AOL.
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2.
A dual closet dweller. A bisexual bigamist or any bisexual that hides in two closets.
Michael Jackson and Jim Bakker are a couple of pretty good examples.
3.
A zhloip who sleeps with both his stepparents.
All duclods die twice.
