What is Duct Tape?
1.
Like The Force, duct tape has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
This lady just wrecked her car! Put some duct tape around it, before it gets messy.
2.
(a.)Only one of the coolest things ever. If you ever meet the man who made duct tape you should marry him (unless you're a guy or he and/or you are married).
(b.)A nice little money maker. People will actually buy stuff made out of it, i.e. wallets, roses, cell phone cases etc. Of course if I had no skill in making it, I would too.
(a.)girl-"Hey, did you ever figure out the guy who made that cool stuff they call duct tape?" guy-"Yea, I think I'm gonna propose today!" girl-"Hey, aren't you married...and a guy?" guy-"Dangit!"
(b.)I just made 20 dollars when I sold this stuff I made out of tape, but not any tape, duct tape!
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3.
Make things that shouldn't move stay put. The opposite of
4.
The holiest of all man-made materials. can be easily used by the smallest of children and has the adhesive power to make ANYTHING work brand new.
"QUICK this man's arm has fallen off, get me the duct tape!"
5.
The solver of all of lifes problems. It will fix ANYTHING, even your love life.
Much like
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1. It holds the universe together.
"Duct tape holds all things together."
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The greastest thing on this planet. Primarily used to repair things. Although many people (like myself) have used duct tape for more crafty purposes, such as making Duct Tape Jackets, and Duct Tape Wallets.
Dude, who's that freak with the duct tape jacket on in the middle of Winter?
