Dude Bro

What is Dude Bro?


1.

White suburban male, usually 16-25 years of age, hailing mostly from Orange County, CA and surrounding areas. Characterized by their love for rolling around in lifted (extreme) trucks and their over use of bandanas, black socks with shorts, spikey hair, belts with queer designs and belt buckels, SPY sunglasses, and trucker hats. Favorite bands include Kottonmouth Kings and Kingspade. The most annoying members of the dude bro family are from the 951 and 909 area codes of the Inland Empire of Southern California... but more toned down (and slightly more queer) versions can be found in Orange County (714). Favorite drinks include Budweiser and Bud Light. Catch phrases include: "DUUUUDE!!" and "Bra (Bro)." Dude Bro's seldom roam alone and can usually be found in packs of 5-10 people. Favorite sports include riding dirtbikes and monster truck rallys. Dude bros display a complete lack of originality and can quickly get on one's nerves.

While at a friend's party, my friends and I noticed a big group of dude bros rollin up together. They all looked, talked and walked exactly the same. We should have saw it coming when we saw the caravan of lifted trucks pull up.

2.

White suburban males, usually 16-25 years of age, hailing from anywhere, USA. Characterized by their love of College football, pickup trucks/SUVs, beer,cut off khaki cargo shorts, light pink polo brand shirts (with collar "popped"), abercrombie & fitch, hollister gear, and trucker hats. Favorite bands include, but are not limited to, O.A.R., Jack Johnson, Dave Matthews Band, Avengened Sevenfold, The Fray, and often crappy radio rap (i.e. Nelly, Dem Franchize Boyz, D4L, etc.). Dude bro's are incredibly insecure in their manhood, which makes them: insanely jealous of their girl friends, overly macho, and laughably homophobic. currently, there is no cure for being a dude bro.

6 out of 10 guys at any predominantly white mall in america.

a "dude" can be positive,

a "bro" can also be positive,

but a "dude bro" is never a good thing.

See dude, bro, retard, loser, jock, clown

3.

an 18-24 year old american male, generally Caucasian, who wears birkenstock sandals along with polos (sometimes pink) that have their collars "popped", watches Family Guy, plays ultimate frisby, and wears an upside-down visor or a baseball cap with a pre-frayed brim.

Dude Bros are also known to listen to music such as Dave Matthews, Jack Johnson, Incubus, and crappy rap artists that are played constantly on the radio. Some dude bros enjoy playing Gamecube due to the fact that they become mesmerized that they can play games on a cube while drinking beer.

Dude bro's are incredibly insecure in their manhood, which makes them: insanely jealous of their girl friends, overly macho, and laughably homophobic.

dude bro 1: "hey dude! wanna go chill?"

dude bro 2: "sup bro? sure, we can play gamecube..."

another example would be the guy who wrote the definition for wakeboarder

See dude, bro, dudebro, dumbass, macho, frat

4.

A white male, usually between the ages of 18-25 who is obsessed with Tap-Out, Ed Hardy, and most commonly Affliction. A dude bro can be caught wearing cargo shorts at any given moment while sporting a generic tribal arm band tattoo. The car of choice by the dude bro is a late 90's model ford mustang or a "tricked" out honda civic. On the dude bro's radio you will anything from Godsmack to Hinder.

guy 1 (talking to a group of dude-bro's as they pass by)- "Hey dude bro, sweet tattoo!"

group of dude bro's- (as they all turn together) hey thanks dude bro!!

( they were oblivious that they were actually being made fun of )

See tool, douche, affliction, tapout

5.

A man that is completly obsessed with riding his motorbike, wears clothes such as SRH Active Fox and Alpine... They usually drive lifted trucks...

A dude bra's gf is known as bro hoe...

A dude bropulled up bumping the kottommouth kings in their lifted truck.

Slaps his hoe and tells her to give him head...

See bra, brau, dude, dudebro, dudebra


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