What is Dude Cancer.?
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A seeming incurable made up disease that affects only guys, and is extremely deadly. An excuse you can use to get out of sticky situations that makes yourself look like a total douche. Don't use it, unless you're trying to get out of marriage. Then be my guest.
"Uh... I don't think he could make the wedding. He died. He had Incurable Dude Cancer."
"I can't go to the meeting, I have Dude Cancer."
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To steal something from another person, right in front of their face.
"Man, he had that bag of oxycontins on the table and when I..
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Derived from the god awful British childrens film, the term basically means "to be ugly".
"Oh my hair is a mess and I do..
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Doing something on the very first attempt without preparation ahead of time.
Dude I blasted that video game, ollied a 3-stair, and made..
