Dude Cancer.

What is Dude Cancer.?


1.

A seeming incurable made up disease that affects only guys, and is extremely deadly. An excuse you can use to get out of sticky situations that makes yourself look like a total douche. Don't use it, unless you're trying to get out of marriage. Then be my guest.

"Uh... I don't think he could make the wedding. He died. He had Incurable Dude Cancer."

"I can't go to the meeting, I have Dude Cancer."

See cancer, dude, douchebag, get, out, disease


98

Random Words:

1. A smiley with fangs. Used to represent a vampire or dark being. Usually in a happy manner or one that has just "fed". I accid..
1. a time travelling device invented by mr emmanuelle greengrass in 1978, kept secret by the san marino government for use of trying to gai..
1. The name of a truly wonderful person. A person who is accused of being the bestest boyfriend. Someone who can make you smile when you fe..