Dude Cancer.

What is Dude Cancer.?

1.

A seeming incurable made up disease that affects only guys, and is extremely deadly. An excuse you can use to get out of sticky situations that makes yourself look like a total douche. Don't use it, unless you're trying to get out of marriage. Then be my guest.

"Uh... I don't think he could make the wedding. He died. He had Incurable Dude Cancer."

"I can't go to the meeting, I have Dude Cancer."

See cancer, dude, douchebag, get, out, disease
98

Random Words:

Urban Dictionary Editor
1. The one thing that stands between the masses and the ramblings of pre-pubescent, ghetto-homeboys. This title is easily obtained, but is..
Read more
Adios
1. spanish, meaning goodbye After i paid his mom, i said "adios" becuase it was the only nice thing to do after i, you know, sta..
Read more
Yodation
1. a language only spoken by extremely cool people in which you mix around the words in the sentence to make as many different combinations..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free