Dude Cancer.

What is Dude Cancer.?

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A seeming incurable made up disease that affects only guys, and is extremely deadly. An excuse you can use to get out of sticky situations that makes yourself look like a total douche. Don't use it, unless you're trying to get out of marriage. Then be my guest.

"Uh... I don't think he could make the wedding. He died. He had Incurable Dude Cancer."

"I can't go to the meeting, I have Dude Cancer."

See cancer, dude, douchebag, get, out, disease
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