What is Dude Count?
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(Canadian) Whence giving a party, the amount of dudes on the invite list, corresponds naturally to the amount of dude attendees. The higher the dude count, the lamer the soiree unless you're a raving iron.
"Dude - I'm not going to that shwag... Look at the dude count!"
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A euphemism for coitus.
Rubbing bacon... "These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting..
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Preferably delivered to a target who is vegan (by contrast, the slapper may be of any dietary orientation). A vegan slap is the daintier..
