What is Dude Count?
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(Canadian) Whence giving a party, the amount of dudes on the invite list, corresponds naturally to the amount of dude attendees. The higher the dude count, the lamer the soiree unless you're a raving iron.
"Dude - I'm not going to that shwag... Look at the dude count!"
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A type of person who is particularly silly.
Oh John, your such a fannywoggle! (upon dropping a custard pie.)
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Eating food that upsets the stomach and causes projectile liquid shit out of the anus
Dude i just had the narliest explosive diarea!!
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