What is Dude Count?
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(Canadian) Whence giving a party, the amount of dudes on the invite list, corresponds naturally to the amount of dude attendees. The higher the dude count, the lamer the soiree unless you're a raving iron.
"Dude - I'm not going to that shwag... Look at the dude count!"
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1. (verb) The act of balancing a piece of fresh fecal matter on the erect penis before and during coital entry.
Joe is a jerk, I heard..