What is Dude Douche?
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the act of filling the bathroom sink with soapy water and scrubbing the balls to remove all dick cheese and cleaning the urethra with a q-tip and citric acid making the act of performing oral pleasures more enjoyable for the ladies
"So I'm going out with that chick from work with no gag reflexes tonight. Any advice, broseph?"
"Better dude douche, mandingo. Don't want sour kraut nuts on the first date!"
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when you get really drunk on Wild Turkey Bourbon.
I was turkey wild last night and don't remember anything!
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When a girl likes to get fucked in all her holes in one session.
She got boned in all holes last night.
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Used to describe people who gossip or can't keep a secret.
"I wouldn't tell them, they like to talk."
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