What is Dude Douche?
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the act of filling the bathroom sink with soapy water and scrubbing the balls to remove all dick cheese and cleaning the urethra with a q-tip and citric acid making the act of performing oral pleasures more enjoyable for the ladies
"So I'm going out with that chick from work with no gag reflexes tonight. Any advice, broseph?"
"Better dude douche, mandingo. Don't want sour kraut nuts on the first date!"
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a person with cornrows on there balls
my balls are sore
why
i got cornrows down there
EW YARN BALLS!
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When a Natural Light is spilled at a bitching party
Dude Nate you spilled the Natty, What a Natastrophy. Dammit Nate
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To pretend to know all about something.
That stubborn little cunt has a serious case of knowitallism, I'd sure like to kick him in..
