Dude Douche

What is Dude Douche?


1.

the act of filling the bathroom sink with soapy water and scrubbing the balls to remove all dick cheese and cleaning the urethra with a q-tip and citric acid making the act of performing oral pleasures more enjoyable for the ladies

"So I'm going out with that chick from work with no gag reflexes tonight. Any advice, broseph?"

"Better dude douche, mandingo. Don't want sour kraut nuts on the first date!"

See douche, balls, dood, doosh, blow job


46

Random Words:

1. It's a radical doggy style. The principle is the same, but requires a long hair dame. You ride her and when she's really close..
1. Short for Girl with glasses are hotter than girls without glasses because I want to skeet on their Prada frames. Duuuuuuuuuude GWG on..
1. Vagi-Rectal Induced Perfusion; the act of oral sex upon a women which elicits a flood-like anal discharge response, sometime mistaken fo..