Dude Douche

What is Dude Douche?


1.

the act of filling the bathroom sink with soapy water and scrubbing the balls to remove all dick cheese and cleaning the urethra with a q-tip and citric acid making the act of performing oral pleasures more enjoyable for the ladies

"So I'm going out with that chick from work with no gag reflexes tonight. Any advice, broseph?"

"Better dude douche, mandingo. Don't want sour kraut nuts on the first date!"

See douche, balls, dood, doosh, blow job


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