What is Dude Douche?
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the act of filling the bathroom sink with soapy water and scrubbing the balls to remove all dick cheese and cleaning the urethra with a q-tip and citric acid making the act of performing oral pleasures more enjoyable for the ladies
"So I'm going out with that chick from work with no gag reflexes tonight. Any advice, broseph?"
"Better dude douche, mandingo. Don't want sour kraut nuts on the first date!"
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The patch of hair between a man's legs.
After I fucked the bitch, A hair from my third leg beard made her choke when it got stuck ..
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pooping and then putting it on a bun and telling someone to eat it.
yum i love chocolate hot dogs! they taste so sweet
See runs, squee..
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the polite term given in public when one explains that one's apartment or housemates are having sex
Esther: Where are John and Sal..
