What is Dude I'm Off Tomorrow?


1.

Used in the work place when you do not work the following day in the following situations

1: To express why you are not doing one of your required tasks.

2: Response when someone reminds you of something you didn't do.

3. To express your degree of not giving a shit.

Joe: Shouldn't you be sweeping the store?

You: Dude I'm off tomorrow

Jane: You didn't file your reports

You: Dude I'm off tomorrow

Bill: The boss is gonna be fucking pissed, the store looks like shit, and there is missing money.

You: Dude I'm off tomorrow.

See excuse, lazy, dude


81

Random Words:

1. to hoard a stash to yourself, usually of marijuana; an excuse not to share your weed. Sorry bro, I gotta conserve till this weekend...
1. The spreading of slutty legs. I went to town on that vajunction...
1. (to) sopt = to do smth. really great, like the best thing in the world. Like really aweful cool. Yes, I mean it. Like the superbest thin..