What is Dude, You Bought A Dell Didn't You??


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1:Insult

When someone buys a Dell, they pay 4000 US Dollars, where they can build one, or have someone like a friend build one for 1000 US Dollars

2:Real Life

"Dude, go buy a Dell"

They forgot this part

"Dude, go buy a Dell for 4x the price"

3:Real Life 2

"DUDE I GOT A DELL IT ROCKS IT WAS LIKE 5000 DOLLARS BUT IT WAS ON SALE FOR 4999, and IT RUNS AT A AMAZING 1.337 FPS COOL!!"

"Dude, you're a dumbass, my computer runs at 200 FPS and it costs only 900 dollars"

"OMG NOT SO TOTALY DOOD"

4:Making computers accessable to 100% complete IDIOTS

"0mG d00d$ l00k @t 1337 m3 i g0t a d3ll"

"You suck"

"D00d i c@n find kiddy h0m0 pr0n now"

"You are a very sick and disturbed redneck aren't you"

"D00d bu$h is $3xy"

"STUPID DELL THEY MADE THE INTERNET ACCESSABLE TO IDIOTS AHHH"

5:Forums

Topic:GUYZ PLZ H3LP ME ONE OF MY DELL BROKE

Contacts:GUYS liek MY dell BROKE and I cant USE the POWER supply BECAUSE the PLUGS are funkyOMGOMGOMG111!!!!1 -1337MASTAOFKIDDYPR0N

Response:YOURE A SICK PERSON AND YOU BOUGHT A DELL DUMBASS

Jeff:Hey, did you build that new computer Steve?

Steve:No, I bought myself a Dell for 5000 dollars, they said that normally, you'd need 1 trillion billion dollars to make your own and it can kill you or suck

Jeff:Steve, you're a dumbass

Steve:Hey, I got a F PLUS on my grades...

Jeff:See, you ARE A dumbass.


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