Dudeman

What is Dudeman?


1.

This word is quite obviously a mixture of the words dude and man. It takes the "coolness" and the "casualness" and the "chillness" from dude, and it combines it with the "seriousness" and all the other stuff that makes "man" different from dude, all into one word. It is all encompassing, having more "emotional depth" than just "dude" and "man" alone.

Etymology: This word was invented by Drew Nutter, originally used whilst (not while, whilst sounds cooler) talking to his dad, he would call him "dadman man dudeman" (cuz his name is coleman so its like a mix of 'dad' and 'coleman', cuz like theres a 'man' in 'coleman')(actually it wasnt used whilst talking to his dad, its more like thats what i call him when i talk to myself lol)

yo that was knawesome dudeman

See asdf, asg, asfd, ewr

2.

A term describing a complex series of events in which one person ruins a planned social event for several friends by constructing a situation where the friends are waiting on him/her all night. A dudeman has five basic steps as outlined below....

1. Subject is initally indecisive and uncommital about suggested group activity. However the word "no" is never used.

2. The subject weakly agrees to participate in the suggested activity and sets up a situation where others are waiting on him/her.

3. The subject dissappears or doesn't answer the phone for several hours or just until it is too late for all involved to participate in said activity.

4. The subject calls and gives one of the following three excuses....1. Fell asleep, 2. Doing Laundry...3. Fighting with current love interest. Then reveals he is either "tired" or "not feeling well" and has decided to stay home.

5. All those who have been waiting on the subject for several hours become immediately enraged since they have been Dudemanned.

The actual term dudeman is a contraction of "dude" and "man" and was developed by one of the first known and most frequent dudemanners and repeatedly used during step four of his dudemans. ex: "Ahh...dude man, I think I'm just gonna stay in tonight."

We were supposed to go barhopping in the city last night, but Chris dudemanned and nobody ended up going anywhere.

See dude, man

3.

(n.) - meant to replace the name for a person; substitute for him, dude, nigga, etc.

I was walking down the street and dudeman walking the other way bumps into like a dickhead.

See nigga, dude, guy, man, person, people

4.

An extremely ripped guy that avoids shirts at all costs and while all the girls admire his ripped like Jesus christness, he is a total idiot when it comes to trying to get laid. Dudeman will be the first one to volunteer to carry any heavy items thus making him very useful. Generally seen walking around shirtless.

Guy1: I think that girl likes you dudeman

Guy2: I need a big musclar man to carry my new set of dumbells

Dudeman: I can carry them!!!!

See dudeman, tool, ripped, strong

5.

anyone you purchase your drugs from

I had to call dudeman to score some bud

See drug dealer, dealer, score, bud, pot

6.

a usually young male who tries to relate to another usually young person using terms like, "dude," and "man," entirely way too much.

That guy just called me a "dude", and a "man", twice in one statement about how to get poon. That guy is such a dudeman.

See dude, man, tool, poser, pussyman

7.

Pretty much another word for the pronoun "he";

a cooler version of the word "he" and/or "dude"

"dudeman was like, 'don't bring park your car in my lawn!' hahaha, and I was like, 'but there's no where else to park!'"

See dudeman, dude, man, dudes


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