Dudley Dursley

What is Dudley Dursley?


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A character in the HP series, Harry's cousin, who is stupid, fat, and a spoiled little brat. Dudley has the nickname Big D to his gang, who are all big and stupid, and the name Duddeykins to his mother. Harry likes to torment Dudley with the threat of magic.

"Mother, I want some more bacon, so make Harry get me some."- Dudley

"You stupid fat lard! Get your own frickin food! Or I'll turn you into a toad."-Harry

"Mommy! Harry's going to do the- the- the thing!!"- Dudley. *fake cry, fall off chair*


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