Duece Mitten

What is Duece Mitten?


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Used for when you run out of toilet paper and have to use your hand to wipe your ass.

Mikey was on the throne, when he realized all the TP was gone. Forced to use his duece mitten.

See duece, poop, shit, ass, duce


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