Duel Fisted Boomstick Edit Meaning

1. To use your sofa or other upholstered furniture as a masturbation tool. I can't walk into an Ikea without getting a major boner. ..

1. Someone who writes poetry devoted to ass -What's up ass poet? -I have to write some poetry about ass. -What do you have so far? ..

1. Rebranded UK Labour Party, once a bastion of socialism, now a spin-obsessed turdpile. Politically, Cherie Blair stands a little to the ..