What is Duff Johnson?
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A drunk penis. Being able to perform longer then usual, due to a large amount of beer.
I was at the bar drining with my buddies the other day; when I got home, I bent my girlfriend over and gave her the Duff Johnson while watching The Simpsons.
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Money that you take to the mall if you're actually going to shop instead of hang out.
At least $30.
John: Hey, do you want to go ..
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1. (noun) A person who jerks titties.
2. (verb) To squeeze a titty and stroke it up and down until it lactates.
"I want to tittyj..
