Duff Johnson

What is Duff Johnson?


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A drunk penis. Being able to perform longer then usual, due to a large amount of beer.

I was at the bar drining with my buddies the other day; when I got home, I bent my girlfriend over and gave her the Duff Johnson while watching The Simpsons.

See whiskey dick, drunk dick, duff


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