What is Dufus?
1.
dummy, fool, idiot
That boy ain't right. Buy him books but he's still a dufus.
2.
the wrong way spelling "doofus"
"You are a dufus"
"Actually, it's 'doofus', you doofus"
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3.
A kindly way of saying that one is stupid. Certainly much nicer than calling someone a
"You dufus! Click the Print button if you wanna print, not the Close button!"
4.
Dumb Ugly Fucked Up Soldier/Sailor
Was in the lexicon long before doofus
"He's such a dufus"
"I don't think he's a Soldier nor a Sailor"
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5.
Anti folk emissaries, microgiants of the New York squatter trash art variety. Super heroes of anarcho-filth and no stupenagles fur shoere dufus ys making batter music than you or at the momant thenks...yep
Breathe out, breathe out, breathe in...Dufus!
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6.
Inanimate object that is fucked, or the area of the object used. Examples include ham dufus (popular with Navy cooks), billiard dufus (side or corner pocket) and dough dufus (a favorite of the boys down at Pilsbury Bakery Division).
"He prefered his ham dufus heated up to 98.6 degrees farenheit."
