Duke Marmalade

What is Duke Marmalade?


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When you go duke and it has the viscosity of warm jelly.

Dude, after my gallbladder surgery it took me a year to make a solid turd. Every day it was a fresh vat of duke marmalade coming down the pike.

See shit, liquid shit, diarrhea, doo-doo, crap


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