Duke Murphy

What is Duke Murphy?


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anyone who buys a jeep, lifts it and buys horrible tires for it because they "look cool" all while having his mom and dad pay for it. Once the crappy tires are installed you must procede to a mudhole in order to splatter mud on the side of the jeep to enhance the "cool look" of said jeep. Another aspect to the duke murphy way of life is riding the bench during lacross games, the only time he is allowed to play is the last 3 minutes of the game, if at all.

hey let drive to school everyday blasting our sound system so anyone who wants to steal some subs knows exactly which cherokee to hit.


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