Duke Nukem Forever

What is Duke Nukem Forever?


1.

Sequel to the popular shooter Duke Nukem 3D. Will never be released, and even if it is, nobody will care anymore.

Now you know why it's called Duke Nukem *Forever*...

See do I have to put something here?

2.

Will be defined "When it's done".

Search Google for the "missed release dates" + "Duke Nukem Forever", and you'll get a rather funny list of serious statements from the developers. Now they just say, "There is no (release) date."

See vaporware, forever

3.

Never. Did not originate as Cockney rhyming slang as is popularly supposed, instead St. John's Book of Revelations, Nostradamus' Centuries and Somethingawful mention the release date in reference to the End of Days.

"Duke Nukem Forever must be seriously behind schedule if even the jokes are getting old" Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell

4.

Monstrously-delayed sequel to the popular FPS Duke Nukem 3D. There have been many other Duke adventures in between, developed by third-parties under license, including:

Duke Nukem: Time To Kill

Duke Nukem: Land of the Babes

Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project

Duke Nukem: Zero Hour

Some good, some bad. However many gamers want the official merchandise from 3D Realms themselves, and 3DR are simply not delivering. They haven't even released a single screenshot or anything about the game since they started over on the project several years ago. One wonders what on Earth is going on at 3DR at the moment.

"When it's done"

Roll on 8 years!


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