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female masturbation
my wife was always dialing the pink telephone, citing my shortcomings
See stroking it, etc..
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Bologna on hand. A piece of lunch meat eaten by itself because you are a poor loser and have no bread.
Originated by Metallica in the ..
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Another name for a tampon, specifically a bloody one.
I was taking a whiz, and I'll be damned if I didn't see one of her vamp..