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To have sex with a tumescently corpulent Bar hag.
"Hey Joe, what did you do last night"
"Oh you know. I went out to a B..
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To scrape ones own taint with a "loofa" and or "exfoliating sponge" in anticiapation of a large tossed salad.
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Bottled spring water that one purchases.
In the summer, the pretentious couple drinks yuppie water instead of going to Starbucks...
