Dummy-in-a-can Edit Meaning

1. Used as an attention grabber for the beginning of a story. Dick this, I was all the mall yesterday and I shit my pants. See guess what..

1. Somebody who spends their time hunting down innocent flanges with which to open further than they should. A Virgin Fister. see also &qu..

1. A small amount of semen released a short time after one masturbates. One masturbates and goes about his business. Then a few minutes..