D'ump

What is D'ump?


1.

A cinco product from the "Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great job!" that combines the aspects of a deer and an umpire to create a robotic deer that acts as an umpire. D'ump is as quiet as a church mouse, and will make your trips to the woods more relaxing than other, loud umpires. plus, when D'ump smells a bear, it just turns off, warning your family and keeping them safe.

1:

Tim - "I wanna play baseball, but I don't want to be an umpire. And that digital one is too noisy"

Eric - "We can use d'ump!"

2:

Tim *hits ball*

D'ump *silence*

Eric *dumbfounded look*

D'ump *silence*

D'ump *silence*

Eric "Tim, A Bear is nearby!"

See d'ump, cinco, deer, umpire


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