Dump And Dodge

What is Dump And Dodge?


1.

While taking a dump, you move your ass either up, or to the side to avoid the splashing water. This move is especially common when using public toilets.

If Tom would have used the dump and dodge technique, Jim never would've got that nasty tongue infection.

See dump, shit, crap, take a dump, toilet, bathroom

2.

While taking a dump, you lift your ass slightly after the shit falls to avoid having the dirty toilet water splash on your ass.

Always dump and dodge while using public toilets, because you don't know where that toilet has been.

See shit, poo, poop, take a dump, lay some cable


0

Random Words:

1. A very silent group of people. Often used to describe the silence that befalls a group after some profound news is revealed to them, or ..
1. A no life Runescape that insist on waking up in the morning at 2am to play Runescape and be a Dj on Zybez Radio(a Runescape radio) inste..
1. A sex term in which a male cracks an egg into a condom. Then, he proceeds to engage in sexual intercourse with his female partner. Upon ..