Dump Dial

What is Dump Dial?


1.

calling your buddy from the can to brag about the fecal masterpiece you just created. also, why camera phones were invented

*ring* *ring* - "hello?", "hello?"

--"dude what's that echo, are you dump dialing me?"

"ohhh yeah, I just shat out a mag-lite and I need a ride to the hospital"

See crap, phone, ass cannon, beer farts, what can brown do for you?

2.

When one person is on the toilet for a at least 8 minutes, taking a crap, calls another on their phone from the toilet.

Unlike when someone butt-dials you or drunk-dials you, DUMP DIALS mostly occur sober, and on purpose.

"Hey bro, sorry to DUMP DIAL you, but i had to call you from the can...I'm getting a blumpkin!!!!"

See crap, shit, number 2, growing a tail, poop

3.

The act of calling your friends while taking a dump. Usually happens after large meals of the Mexican genre. The dump dialer usually forgets the phone call and or regrets the phone call in the morning.

Oh man I really gotta stop dump dialing when I'm eating.

Dude you dump dialed me last night?

See drunk dial, dump, phone, poop, dial, shit


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