What is Dump Slump?
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A frustrating period of time where you are having either lasting constipation or are just all around not satisfied with the size. Especially when you can feel it coming but just can't seem to follow through. (Lasts from 2-5 days)
(Dale): After that chef boyardi chugging contest, I have been in the biggest Dump Slump
(Keith): Wah Wah Wahhhhhh
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The act of walking out of a bathroom at work holding a paper towel as if you actually washed your hands after doing your business there...