Dumper Tortoise

What is Dumper Tortoise?


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a dumper tortoise is a name for a real turd of a person

can be used all the time because no one knows it so it seems like a clever comeback

person a: Good Charlotte is awesome cockboy

person b: shut the fuck up dumper tortoise

See dumper, tortoise, good, charlotte, green, day


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