What is Dumper Tortoise?
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a dumper tortoise is a name for a real turd of a person
can be used all the time because no one knows it so it seems like a clever comeback
person a: Good Charlotte is awesome cockboy
person b: shut the fuck up dumper tortoise
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The feeling of intense laziness that one gets from eating too much. Used mainly in Hawaii.
After pounding three plate lunches I had a m..