What is Dumper Tortoise?
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a dumper tortoise is a name for a real turd of a person
can be used all the time because no one knows it so it seems like a clever comeback
person a: Good Charlotte is awesome cockboy
person b: shut the fuck up dumper tortoise
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Someone who is legitimately illegitimate.
Your parents divorced, and gave birth to you just so you would be an illitimagitimate bastard..
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A person who always ruins or fucks up your high when you smoke with them. The things they do to ruin you high include but are not limite..
