What is Dumpet?
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The trumpeting fart that occasionally comes at the start of a pooping session that announces the coming bowell movement to all within earshot.
"I wasn't sure if Phillip was going to be using the toilet for number one or number two, until his mighty dumpet shook the windows and echoed far beyond the four thin walls of the bathroom"
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Surgical operation that lops off the penis and creates a slit where it once was , or into a female
John went in for a lopitoffome opera..
