Dumphrey

What is Dumphrey?


1.

The act of unintentionally spraying diarrhea from ones anus in the shower. The act is triggered when the sprayer applies force to expel gas from his or her bowels. However the sprayer, during the gas expulsion process, is unaware that massive amounts of liquid feces will eject from said anus. The sprayer is relatively ashamed and in a mild state of panic, however given the privacy and running water, the sprayer knows everything will be alright.

Rich: "whats up bro?"

Dave: "Dude, I just did a 'dumphrey' when i was gettin ready to go on my date with Sandy."

Rich: "Bro, thats nasty...Sandy? Who the hell is Sandy?"

Dave: "She my shuga momma"

Rich: "Cool...but what happened to Dennis?"

See shart, shat, poop, diarrhea, dump


8

Random Words:

1. uddy is short for understand you uddy, don't you? it just cant work. --- ohh ici uddy now. --- as I uddy it, its the best plan..
1. Baggy pants ending at the calf that give a feeling of the carribean islands. Usually came with rope belts to give it a nautical look. Th..
1. spanish for a mexican prick Stop being a garniso, or go back to wetback lnad. See prick, wetback, deush, mexican, whore..