What is Dumping Shard?
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Is a naturally occuring phenomenon, that happens only once in a persons life.
It is an event of expellation of human waste equal to the force generated by 10 subsequent earthquakes.
It usually fills 5 meters of the human intestinal tract at one time.
Scientists believe its cause to be linked to the pulling of the moons gravity.
Friend 1: Hey man, just wait a second, I got to drop a dumping shard.
Friend 2: I'll prepare the ceremony outfits.
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