Dumpkin Edit Meaning

1.

Somewhat analagous to the blumpkin, this is when a guy, while standing upright, is receiving oral sex from someone sitting on the toilet taking a dump.

Yo, my girl and I had Mexican for dinner last night, and when we came home, she gave me the fattest dumpkin ever.

2.

Somewhat analagous to the blumpkin, this is when a guy, while standing upright, is receiving oral sex from a girl sitting on the toilet taking a dump.

Last night, after going out to eat at Bobby Big Sleep's Burrito Barn with my girlfriend and her best friend, all 3 of us had the runs, so, when we came home, my girl gave me a dumpkin while I glass-bottomed boat her best friend.

3.

1. carve a pumpkin with a sad expression on it.

2. defecate inside said carved pumpkin.

3. place newly created DUMPKIN on/in/or around another person's porch, steps, or house.

"hey harry, why does you pumpkin look so sad?"

"oh, this ol dumpkin? it's because i took a shit in it."

See blumpkin, crapkin

4.

while taking a shit, doing a funnel. usually done with a close friend as the assistant

"yo derek i gotta shit, hold my beer?"

"fuck that grab the funnel it's dumpkin time!"

See dumpkin, shit, funnel, friend, beerfest

5.

a man is standng up while a woman sits on a toilet giving the man oral sex. she then starts squirting diarreah out her ass. As the male is about to cum, the woman sticks her hand in her ass and smacks the man in the face with diarreah unexpectedly.

I heard ashley gave thomas a gnarly dumpkin last night, it was so bad that he puked all over her face, and then gave her an angry pirate.

See dumpkin, lumpkin, crumpkin, blumpkin, diarrhea

6.

the act of performing oral sex on one's anus while that person is having a bowl movement. usually an act performed by a homosexual

Mike loves to give out free dumpkins to all the boys in his dorm!

See frumple, blumpkin, shlumpkin, blow job, rimming