What is Dumpling?
1.
A white boy dumped by a Chinese girl.
Yeah, that dumpling is going to have to find another girl with parents who are OK with whites.
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2.
A cooked dough based food commonly cooked in stews/soups/casseroles
mmmmm, i love dumplings with casserole
3.
A term used by usually a guy, to describe his significant other, girlfriend, or some female of interest. It can be used in situations of loke or love.
Guy: I loke my dumpling.
Dumpling's Friend: I think you two should go out then. Such lovers in denial.
4.
A term that refers to a person that is constantly needing to take a shit
Jeff Labeau, commonly called dumpling, is often sighted looking down in the urinals.
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5.
The result of defecating in a non-permeable bag (grocery bag, ziplock, condom. ect.) and placing it on someone's face
I had a horrible dream that my girlfriend put a dumpling on my face and it popped!
That bitch said somethin' to piss a
nigga off, so i slapped her across the face with a dumplin'
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6.
a walflower emo kid, usually a little fat and dumpy
strong sad is a dumpling
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7.
Dumplings are what's left of your shit that doesn't go down the toilet post flush. The remaining microturd will linger in the bowl until a 2nd flush is performed, and if not in a timely fashion can result in a rotten fart funk that will linger in the bathroom for an unfortunate person to find.
Make sure you courtesy flush because the plumbing here sucks, I don't want you leaving a dumpling here for me to find later.
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