What is Dumpmat?
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A recreational activity involving the moving one's bowels on the dormat of an unsuspecting victim.
Persons skilled in "dumpmat" will bear specially modified "trapdoor" pants, which enable an individual to do the deed without having to drop one's pants or soil one's shoes.
Illustrious writer Tryan K. Traughn is highly skilled in the art of the dumpmat.
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When you tape a girl to a tree and you do her doggystyle and you stick a popsicle in her ass.
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