Dumpster Baby

What is Dumpster Baby?


1.

A child that occurs after a bawdy night of cheap-motel-room-after-senior-prom-sex.

So called, because the mother does not want said child and leaves it in a dumpster.

Did you hear about Emily and Chaz? They fucked after prom and the condom broke. Heard that she had a dumpster baby.

See prom, dumpster, sex, fetus, illegitimate

2.

A child who walks around the highschool who smells likes shit and never bathes. they have GREASY hair and never shave. They have long hair and live in packs. Living amongst the dumpster colonies they lead pointless lives wandering aimlessly making asses of themselves in the lunch room...

OMG that dumpster baby smells like ass... PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE!

See homeless, smelly, waste of space, loser


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