Dumpster Diver

What is Dumpster Diver?


1.

Stacy and Nicole's FAVORITE pastime! We have found that the best dumpster's are any dollar store. They throw away TONS of GREAT things!

The best things that these 2 girls: Stacyand Nicolehave found:

New, unopened DVD's

Jewlery

Money

Pet Food

Tic Tacs

Office supplies

Pills

Magazines and Books

Homless men that have become thier good friend's.

They got their love of junk picking and dumpster diving from Stacy's father, who is Nicole's Grandpa Paul!

Nicole says, " Mom!! It's Monday, we have to get to the dumpsters on Wolcott Street BECAUSE you know they empty the dumpsters tonight!"

Stacy says, " OK, OK... GRAB the plastic gloves and flashlights, Nicole..."

Nicole says," Do we have anymore hand sanitizer, Mom?"

Stacy says, " Yes, hon, let's get goin'"

We both grin and say, " WE ARE THE BEST DUMPSTER DIVER'S EVER!!"

See white trash, stacy, nicole

2.

One who dives into dumpsters in search of something meaningful. Often done by hackers/phreakers/etc. searching for phone numbers, important documents, and/or credit card numbers.

I saw a dumpster diver searching for numbers to randomly dial so he can hack into computers.

See Blasphemous

3.

"Dumpster" is tacked on to the word "diver." A "diver" is short for "muff diver." When one adds "dumpster" to it, then the conotation is obvious: someone is diving into a cavernous, dirty, nasty ... cavity. But take the origin of "Dumpster!" Usually it has "cum" in front of it (as in "cum dumpster"). So now we can think of an alternate definition as having to do with sloppy seconds, or thirds ... or more. When "diving" in this manner, there is usually an echo and vile residue involved.

My face was all sticky and covered in pecker snot at that party last night when I decided to be a dumpster diver with that nasty skank.

See Becki


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