Dumpster Juice

What is Dumpster Juice?


1.

That liquid which continuously oozes from urban city dumpsters across the planet. The liquid is a comglomeration of the contents there-in with a touch of acid rain, sugar, spice and the occasional severed limb.

John Doe did so hate having to urinate in public alleys, if not for the simple fact that this required extended periods of time standing in the dumpster juice of the alleyways of the world.

Your mom's stew taste like last week's dumpster juice.

2.

A Cocktail

Ingredients:

1 oz. Vodka

1 oz. Light Rum

1 oz. Chambord Raspberry Liqueur

1 oz. Midori

1 oz. Cranberry Juice

1 oz. Orange Juice

1 oz. Pineapple Juice

Instructions:

Mix in a tall glass and stir well. It should have a murky brown color, hence the name.

"A glass of Chardonnay for the lady, and what may I get you tonight, sir?"

"I'll take a dumpster juice."

3.

A girl whose vagina smells like she hasn't washed in a week or two and needs a douche.

If u see a a sexy bitch and her pussy is foul, just holla out go D.J. thats my D.J and that mean her shit is rockin.

See Mupp


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