Dumpsworth

What is Dumpsworth?

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a unit measure of toilet paper. the amount of paper required to wipe for one dump. using the final dumpsworth of TP on a roll obligates the user to replace the roll with a fresh one.

Uh-oh, I need to get to Kroger and buy some toilet paper. looks like there's only about 1.5 dumpsworth remaining.

See dump, toilet paper, tp, wipe, butt, elemental
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