What is Dumpy Pig?
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A member of the female gender whose exceptional lack of attractiveness, due to her grossly saggy buttocks cheeks and droopy face, is willing to be sexually penetrated in any orifice in a futile attempt to increase her self-worth.
I was low on money and high on an erection, so I gave a call to Molson's mom, the town dumpy pig.
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when a girl wears "tighty whities" to keep her ID, money, or whatever in the convenient "pocket" of briefs
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