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An act of masturbation where the semen is landed on one's own face.
Gee, I gave my boyfriend a hand-job last nite, and his semen i..
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Fucked, wankered, pasted, wasted, bolloxed, twatted, sloppy, dispatched, blitzed, mashed, smashed, ruined, busted, intoxicated beyond be..
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One who is so fat he needs to have an I.V. of cheeseburgers being pumped into his body 24 hours a day. Even through all this, he still f..
