Dunfermline

What is Dunfermline?


1.

Dunfermline aka Scumfermline. Home to many people born of incest. Home also to the stupid and dillusional. A backwards town where the horse and cart is still the main mode of transport and where hygenie is still a mystery. A town where aeroplanes are called iron birds.

A town where hillbillys would feel superior.

And Duelling Banjos is the towns anthem

Yuck what's that smell? Its Dunfermline

See freak, incest, ungodly, unholy, smelly

2.

the best place in scotland. located in east scotland.

you wanna go to ibiza on holiday ?no lets got to dunfermline instead,its well better.

3.

Dunfermline, aka dumpfermline in fifer scum land, home of the biggest majority of scumbags in the whole of Scotland, yet to discover washing and soap. They will never go anywhere and their shitty wee pish fitbaw team will soon go bust

1. I spent my £10 a week keep money on a ticket to see Dunfermline get pumped - again

2. Soap? Nah I use mud

See football, soccer, fitbaw, scum, dicks, soap

4.

place of birth of the best fitba team in Europe

punter one-"wha dae you support"?

punter two-"The Pars(Dunfermline)min,i hate the Old Firm(Rangers and Celtic),all things Weegie(Glaswegian),get right intae yon Falkirk bastards(look up soapdodgers)


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