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The act of slapping a female with your semi-erect penis. Used to refer to a man's desire to get laid (despite his inability to get..
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1) a substance made from the repetitive masturbating of one's genitals/genitalia
2) sperm
1) I got jerkumfizz on mom's couch..
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Australian phrase meaning: On the double. Super quick. ASAP. Right now. Without having a wank first.
I got attacked by an angry midget ..