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when a sour puss ejects cum
u know when that bitch last night let go with her fluids? she lemonsquirted all over my goddamntdeted sheet..
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To get a handjob from a duck, preferably with a friend.
"hey Bryan I heard that girl gave you a handjob."
"Nah, she was..
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when you release a vaginal fart in a rubber glove, and afterwards suck it out.
My queef glove tasted like one of leslies queef nuggets
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