What is Dunkin Donuts?
1.
Everyone's favorite donut -- um, I mean,
This is the only place where a "regular" coffee means with cream and sugar. Also it's the only place to buy some "munchkins", small balls of donut "hole" that you can eat in one bite. (Yes, it's amazing something that sounds this gross was such a big hit.)
This fabulous establishment is loved by everyone:
The Dunkin Donuts on my street had a line out the door this morning, so I went to the one two blocks down instead.
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2.
the high class breakfast establishment that can be found on any and every street corner in massachusetts. if the one on your block happens to be open 24 hours, it's probably where all the high school kids go around midnight to detox before heading home. the butternut donuts are wicked good, but the breakfast sandwiches are a little sketchy, especially when they're on croissants.
dunkin donuts is greater than krispy kreme.
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3.
Another way to say that a girl has giants boobs.
The First letters form DD
or Double D's
Sam Got sum dunkin donuts
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4.
The act of placing both of your testicles into a womans anus during the act of copulation. When done correctly, a delightful pop will be heard when they are suddenly pulled out with a quick upward motion.
"So, I was dunkin donuts into this cheerleader the other night..."
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5.
a coffee shop where all the cool techno kids go when they aren't clubbing and getting mad crunk. home of the famous french vanilla extra extra,
"Yo, let's cruise the Ave one more time, then we can hit up our loser friends on our Nextels, and head over to Dunkin Donuts, where we will spend the next 3456 hours doing nothing but drink our iced coffee's outside."
"Sounds ill dawg."
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6.
The most prevalent eating establishment in Western Mass. Homogenising our culture so that people who fear new things can drink their extra large coffees in peace, before throwing the empties on MY LAWN!!!
I live within walking distance of three Dunkin Donuts, and accross the street from a McDonalds. Theese idiots come cruising through in their SUV's, throwing burger wrappers and Dunkaccino cups all over my property. I hope all some cop sees the powdered donut dust all over their shirt, notices their speeding vehichle, thinks "coke." and gives them the full routine, body cavity search, make their day hell for once. Rich fucks.
7.
Any kind of sex in an inappropriate setting. The act is referred to as dunkin donuts to avoid suspicion or simply avoid an awkward conversation altogether. The idea is that one could use "going to dunkin donuts" as an excuse or alibi, given Dunkin Donuts is often open 24-hours.
"So Mike, how was dunkin' donuts?"
"Eh, it was alright."
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unknowingly"Dave, remember when we got dunkin donuts that one time?"
appauled, disgusted look from Dave
pause
"What? It was as Crestian!"
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