What is Dunloggin Middle School?


1.

A prison. You cant even piss without getting enema. Grand Larceny is committed everyday and the teachers are too stupid to catch them. Haha. I hate Dunloggin.

Dude1: Wanna steal some laptops?

Dude2: Ok dude... like the school will catch us.

Teacher1: Im gay?

The VP from down Under: My fingers are SMALL!

Mr Dubac: Thats not allowed. Um Yea Well im pretty sure that That isnt allowed. WEll i guesss you allowed. Im in deep S-H-I-T. Science!

See chris

2.

it just sux here. we have tons of sucky teachers. we have an assistant principle who is a wildebeast, a spanish teacher who plays with dolls, a evil english teacher who has a giant mole and bald spot. and no matter what u do... u get caught

student: hey, we should write storys about frotgrub

student2: yeah sure, we just leave them anonymous and give them to people! how could we get caught

wildebeast: we found a binder the other day that had some rather disturbing messages on it. can you explain these?

spanish teacher: i like to play with myself and my dolls!

english teacher: BWAHAHAHAA

3.

Yo. This school sucks. I agree wit CHRISTIAN TERLYCY up there. He was da one who stole the laptops and got Dan suspended.

Wow. what a lame school dude.


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