What is Dunworth?
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An contagious disease typically occurring after marriage. During infection, the purchase of a leather sofa may seen life altering. Classic symptoms of Dunworth include bringing whack cheese dip to your house and setting your alarm clock for 3AM. Contact with a couple infected with Dunworth should be limited to wife-swapping.
"Dude, they got a griddle for a wedding present!"
"I know, they caught a case of Dunworth."
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