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To make something Army Proof, you take something that is idiot proof, and make the instructions even more explicit and harder to fuck up..
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What Bill Clinton turned the Oval Office into.
Bill: Hillary, I'm heading back to the Oral Office...DOH!!! I mean OVAL office.
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What us Escondido kids like to call our beloved broken down part of town.
Kid #1: So where did you grow up?
Kid #2: Oh, Escon-ghetto.
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